Season the pork chops: Pat the chops dry and sprinkle both sides with salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and smoked paprika (if using).
Optional quick sear: Heat a skillet over medium-high, add butter, and sear the chops 1–2 minutes per side until lightly browned. This boosts flavor but isn’t required.
Whisk the base: In a bowl, whisk chicken broth with the ranch seasoning.
This helps distribute the flavors evenly.
Load the crockpot: Place pork chops in the slow cooker in a single layer if possible. Pour the ranch broth over the top. Dot the cream cheese cubes around and over the meat.
Cook low and slow: Cover and cook on Low for 4–6 hours, or on High for 2.5–3.5 hours, until the pork is tender but not falling apart.
Finish the sauce: Remove the chops to a plate and tent with foil.
Stir the heavy cream into the crockpot. Whisk or use an immersion blender to smooth out the sauce. Taste and adjust seasoning.
Thicken, if needed: If the sauce is thin, let it cook uncovered on High for 10–15 minutes to reduce, or whisk in a small knob of butter.
Serve: Return the pork to the sauce or plate the chops and spoon the creamy ranch sauce over top.
Garnish with chopped parsley or chives.